Puppy Training
Wagwise Puppy Training Guide
With Grumpy Old Max
"Because every good dog starts as a chaos gremlin with cute eyes." – Grumpy Old Max
Welcome to Puppy Mayhem 101
Puppies are adorable – but let’s be honest, they can also be furry little tornadoes of teeth, puddles, and endless zoomies.
At Wagwise, we’re here to help you raise a pup who grows into a calm, happy, and well-behaved dog – while keeping your shoes (and sanity) intact.
Grumpy Old Max says:
"Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy training tips. We just chewed the couch and hoped for the best. Don’t be like me. Train your pup!"
Why Puppy Training Matters
Puppy training is more than just teaching “sit.”
It’s about setting your dog up for a lifetime of good behaviour, building a strong bond, and keeping everyone in the house happy.
Benefits of Training Your Puppy:
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Cleaner carpets – Goodbye random puddles!
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A pup that actually listens (well… mostly)
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Fewer chewed shoes, couches, and remote controls
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A stronger bond between you and your furry mate
Max’s Tip:
"Train early. Trust me, trying to teach an 8-year-old bulldog not to steal sausages is a losing battle."
The Big Puppy Problems.
And How to Fix Them.
| Problem | Solution | Max's Wisdom |
|---|---|---|
| Toilet Training | Stick to a routine, praise outdoor wees, and clean accidents thoroughly. | "And for the love of bones, don't rub their nose in it. That's just rude." |
| Chewing Everything | Give plenty of chew toys and keep valuables out of reach. | "Shoes taste amazing. Don"t blame the pup " hide your shoes!" |
| Jumping Up | Teach "sit" for greetings and reward calm behaviour. | "Humans squeal when we jump. That"s basically applause " we think you love it!" |
| Biting & Nipping | Redirect with toys and stop play if bites get too rough. | "Those tiny teeth are like razors. Don't be a chew toy, mate!" |
| Not Listening | Use short sessions, clear commands, and tasty rewards. | "If the treats are rubbish, we're not listening. Simple as that." |
Max’s Golden Rules for Training
- Keep sessions short (5–10 minutes). Puppies have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine.
- Be consistent – same words, same actions, every time.
- Reward good behaviour with treats, praise, or belly rubs.
- Never punish – it only makes pups sneaky, not smart.
- Be patient. You’re raising a baby dog, not a robot.
Grumpy Old Max says:
"You think it’s tough now? Wait until they hit the teenage phase. You’ll miss the days of toilet accidents – trust me."
Step-by-Step Puppy Training Guide
1️⃣ Potty Training Basics
- Take your pup out frequently (after eating, sleeping, and playtime).
- Reward immediately after they go outside.
- Supervise indoors or use crate training to prevent accidents.
2️⃣ Essential Commands
Teach simple commands first:
🐾 Sit – Great for greetings.
🐾 Stay – Stops chaos before it starts.
🐾 Come – Crucial for safety.
🐾 Leave It – Saves your socks, your sanity, and your sandwiches.
3️⃣ Socialisation
Expose your puppy to new people, dogs, and environments. Good socialisation prevents fear and aggression later.
Max warns:
"Socialise your pup early. Otherwise, you’ll end up with a dog that thinks the postman is the devil."
4️⃣ Play & Enrichment
A tired puppy is a good puppy!
Use puzzle feeders, toys, and fun training games to burn energy while teaching manners.
When to Get Help
Sometimes puppies need extra guidance – and that’s OK. If your pup’s behaviour feels overwhelming, or you just want a pro’s touch, reach out to a qualified dog trainer or behaviourist.
Max’s Truth Bomb:
"If you’re crying over chewed-up curtains every day, it’s time to call a pro. No shame in that, mate."
Wagwise Puppy Training Resources
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Download Our Free Puppy Training Checklist
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Watch Training Videos with Max
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Join the Wagwise Community for Tips & Support
Puppy Training FAQs (With Max’s Sass)
Q: How long does it take to toilet train a puppy?
A: Usually a few weeks to months with consistency.
Max: "Some of us take longer. We’re just testing your patience, that’s all."
Q: My puppy bites a lot. Is that normal?
A: Yes – teething and play-biting are normal, but you can redirect and teach bite inhibition.
Max: "It’s normal. Those teeth are free acupuncture. You’re welcome."
Q: What’s the best age to start training?
A: Start as soon as you bring your pup home – even 8-week-old puppies can learn basic commands.
Max: "Earlier the better. Trust me, bad habits age like fine wine – they get worse."
Ready to Raise a Paw-some Pup?
Start your puppy training journey today with Wagwise.
With our tips, guides, and a little help from Grumpy Old Max, you’ll have a well-mannered mate in no time.
👉 [Get Started with Wagwise Puppy Training Today!]
Max’s Final Word:
"Good luck, mate. You’ll need it. But hey, at least you’ll have a best friend for life."
